The Girls Of Fifth Harmony Hit The Pool In Rio De Janeiro Fifth Harmony is the latest Simon Cowell invented girl group. They already have a label deal, a merch deal, X-Factor exposure, an MTV VMA shout out and an obligatory black and Hispanic member from central casting. I'm not sure they have any songs, but that will come at some point. It has to be exciting moving straight from piano lessons to being told to show off your young tits and ass in bikinis by the pool in Brazil. That's how music gets made. If Bach were alive today he'd be topless on Instagram asking tweens if they dig his abs. I'd begrudge the sexualization of all forms of media and entertainment if I weren't so busy indulging in it.

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